6qubed:

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

he is too powerful
he must be contained before explosions

6qubed:

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

he is too powerful

he must be contained before explosions

Mom:  What did you learn in school today?
Me:  Obviously not enough, I have to go back tomorrow.
my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

deansass:

deansass:

a mermaid is stalking my blog
its a mermaid and no one can convince me otherwise


its a mermaid who works for the armed forces
yoo

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

deansass:

deansass:

a mermaid is stalking my blog

its a mermaid and no one can convince me otherwise

its a mermaid who works for the armed forces

yoo

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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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wrongjohnsilver:

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

People stay together because they know how to stay together.

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unicornholio:

YEAH DUDE I’M GONNA PWN SOME N00BS IN A HARDCORE GAME OF WIKIPEDIA

unicornholio:

YEAH DUDE I’M GONNA PWN SOME N00BS IN A HARDCORE GAME OF WIKIPEDIA

tall, awkward, canadian, drummer, person

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